margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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