I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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