Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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