Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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