Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
my sisters under your porch take her home
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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