His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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