i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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