I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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