Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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