ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
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His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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