What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
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I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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