I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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