Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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