ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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