I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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