I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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