i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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