I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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