what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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