He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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