Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
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Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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