Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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