I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
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some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
how does that bad decision feel?
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