I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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