i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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