Where is the hickey?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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