I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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