There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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