there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
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The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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