PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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