how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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