Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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