Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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