Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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