me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
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cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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