i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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