she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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