i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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