My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
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I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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