sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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