Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Everclear isn't food dammit
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Oh god it's open bar.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize