it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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