so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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