this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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