I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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