Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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