I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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