He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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