Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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