I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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